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Gwen Diamond @ TheMinion.com

First you get the money,then you get the power, then you get the women. Truer words have never been spoken and I'm evidence of that. As the biggest suppier in Porn Valley, I have whores of all shapes and sizes coming to me in order to "party." However, my stuff isn't cheap and Big Daddy needs to get his before they get theirs. Gwen Diamond has a phenomenal body and a mouth that was made for housing my gigantic man meat. She went all the way to my balls as my nose was working overytime snorthing all that fine goodness. I had to slap those fat titties and even used them to snort my "goods" off of. Before she could take home some of my product she had to continue to show me why she's one of the best man meat smokers out there. I couldn't hold back and gave the worthless slut every last drop of goo my balls were holding




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Posted by Me on 20-03-2010 08:09:05 | Permalink | Comments

Nikki Knox @ TheMinion.com

Either these whores are getting whiter or my eyes are feeling the effects of all my "candy". Nevertheless, it had been a few hours since my house was last visited by some skanky slut on the prowl for some mind altering substances. Nikki Knox knocked on my door and I initially thought she was collecting for the Goodwill but she was more interested in collecting my homemade babymaking juice. She dropped on her knees so fast that I heard a thud and my dick now had a new friend. If she couldn't breathe through her nose then I would have yet another fatality in my house but that wasn't the case. She spend plenty of time sucking my dick as my nose wasn't given any time off from snorthing that special stuff. I had a meeting with fellow lords so I needed to give her that special jizz sauce as her face welcomed it all.




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Nikki Knox

Posted by Me on 20-03-2010 08:09:05 | Permalink | Comments

Sindy Lange @ TheMinion.com

The blank stare on Sindy Lange's face meant that I was about to fight an uphill battle. She's another potential porn bitch that doesn't seem to know that to make it in this business you gotta follow a few rules.First, show up on time. Next, bring your test so my massive cock doesn't ooze the next morning or fall off. Finally, don't appear like I'm fucking a corpse since having personality is so important. Sindy Lange sucked my cock as if her soul left her body the moment she saw my gigantic dong in the living flesh. Since her bank account was as empty as the head that her shoulders support it only made sense for her to take my meaty member down her throat. If it wasn't for my "candy" then I would have had a nervous breakdown, tossed her out of my mansion, and put a stop on the check I wrote her. Since I'm extremely professional I made sure to shoot a hefty helping of my ball sauce all over the dumb bitch while I wore the biggest grin you'd ever see.




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Sindy Lange

Posted by Me on 16-03-2010 09:02:24 | Permalink | Comments

Trisha Rey @ TheMinion.com

Trisha Rey is proof that no brains and a smoking body will get you far enough. In fact, if she wasn't so damn beautiful then you can bet you'd find her on any given Sunday offering blowjobs in the back of the swap meet. She came to me with some sob story as to how broke she was and whatnot. My dick hadn't met any hottie's mouth in about 5 hours so I took the chance to spill my seed along with some cash. This fire crotch knew that the gateway to a cleared bank check was through my urethra and her mouth would only do. I was tempted to stick in deep inside her lovebox but having gonorrhea would ruin the next day's dinner banquet. Seriously, the hottie could suck a golfball through a garden hose and the smile she walked in with slowly deteriorated into a frown that wouldn't be turned upisde down.





Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Trisha Rey

Posted by Me on 16-03-2010 09:02:24 | Permalink | Comments

Jayma Reid @ TheMinion.com

She's a mormon by birth and a jizz junkie by right. Brigham Young would be rolling in his grave if he knew a follower of his was making rent by making dirty movies. He's really go nuts if she had to swallow a Jewish guy's man meat in order to keep off the streets. I guess us Jews really do run the wsorld. Anyways, I'm getting off topic. Jayma Reed is a hot piece of ass that wanted to make it big because doing the 9-5 gig wasn't in the cards. What was in her future was a face full of Minion man meat whether I be standing or right on top of her while nearly suffocating the hottie. She opened her pretty little mouth wide enough for my hummus to make it's way down her gullet. Joseph Smith would be pissed




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Jayma Reid

Posted by Me on 20-02-2010 10:05:41 | Permalink | Comments

Pamela Princess @ TheMinion.com

I wanted to give the neighbors an idea of what I do indoors and that's why Pamela and I fucked outdoors. Pamela was certainly no princess. She copped an attitude once she found out that the way to porn stardom is through my realm. She almost left my home but the amount of 000's I offered to pay made her change her mind. It's too bad Pamela didn't take my advice. She could have been a big star instead of a very forgettable hottie that I allowed the honor of taking my cock. Where is she now? Who cares?




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Pamela Princess

Posted by Me on 17-02-2010 08:42:31 | Permalink | Comments

Ginger @ TheMinion.com

Ginger would not be taking a 3 hour tour this day. This red-headed bimbo needed money to stock up her firdge. I found this to be a lie since she is in dire need of as many carbs as possible. She informed me that she could no longer sell plasma (big shock) and came to me because I pay cash for the freshest sluts to deep throat my massive semetic cock. She must have found G-d towards the end because she spat my own gunk on my belly. I had the last laugh as I had her pay my driver to give her a ride home. He then gave the money to me. Remember, The Minion always wins!




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Ginger

Posted by Me on 17-02-2010 08:42:30 | Permalink | Comments

Kinzy Jo @ TheMinion.com

Kinzy Jo has the personality of an eggplant and the looks of a bulldog eating mayonnaise. Sometimes my standards are as low as a turd hanging from some dogs asshole (which she resembles). I can see why this flash-in-the-pan porn slut didn't make it big. She didn't take direction very well.It's a good thing she isn't a waitress taking my food order or I'd flip the fuck out. She sucked my man meat as if it was a terrible thing to do. She looked at the camera the same way I look at a diet soda. All in all she was horrible. However, I did get her to suck my man meat and drain my sausage as if I was her Uncle. Kinzy Jo..... please go back to whatever trailer park you made your way from.




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Kinzy Jo

Posted by Me on 13-02-2010 14:29:11 | Permalink | Comments

Sophie Dee @ TheMinion.com

Look at what the cat dragged in this time. Sophie Dee is a black cock bitch but today she's a small cock bitch. Her English accent is so annoying that the only time she's attractive is when my cock is occupying her mouth. It was a good thing I was indulging in my nose candy which made her whiny voice somewhat tolerable. She came to me since her bookings had dried up and her brutal vocal chords didn't make a Hollywood trek seem likely. I had some spare cash to throw around since gas prices had gone down so I made her go down and inspect my gigantic cock. I dropped my load on her like the bombs in the German blitz and she was soon on her way to buying tea and crumpets.




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Sophie Dee

Posted by Me on 13-02-2010 14:29:08 | Permalink | Comments