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Savannah Stern @ TheMinion.com

As The Minion I don't tolerate when someone tries fucking with my bottom line. Savannah Stern tried jacking some " candy" from me which is a big no no in my world. I've had people disposed of for less but I was feeling rather forgiving today. Some famous guy said "He who is without sin cast the first stone". I think it was Colonel Sanders but who knows? I knew something was up when she crawled over to suck my prick and I noticed her ass bigger than normal. Making an example of this slut was the only thing to do so I had her gag on my kosher man meat as I powdered my nose. She's used to fucking with black guys but she's left South Central for great coke....and amazing Jewish prick! You can see the pain in her eyes as she comes face to face with the massive rolls on my belly. This could have been avoided if she didn't try fucking me over. However, the punishment fit the crime when my balls covered her eyes while my man meat was getting massaged by her tonsils. I showed mercy on this slut when I shot my load down her mouth. I would have fucked her for a minute but her pussy reeked of orange soda. She must really love black guys.




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Savannah Stern

Posted by Me on 26-12-2010 05:05:50 | Permalink | Comments

Katie Ray @ TheMinion.com

When I opened the door to find Katie Ray she look more undernourished as before. I supporse our last encounter gave her the green light to starve herself so she could come back and have room in her stomach to gobble up more of my goo. She crawled over to me as I treated my sinuses to some powder and she didn't hesitate to give me some lollipop love. The manner in how she digested my thunderous dick is the stuff of legends ands she did it with "nose candy" on her mind. I needed to make sure that she wouldn't do just an average blowjob so I put all my body weight on top of her with my rectal cavity barely an inch from her nose. I have to give it to this bitch, she could suck a mean cock even though it was the only thing she had in her mouth in quite a while. I needed to meet up with my cartel so I shot my load down her throat as my heartbeat raced like an undercover DEA agent.




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Katie Ray

Posted by Me on 04-12-2010 08:40:35 | Permalink | Comments

Nadia Rio @ TheMinion.com

When I look back at this scene I realize two things.First, I was undernourished and near a stage where I could pass out. Secondly, I had my dong inside a slut who could put the old school hookers in Time Square to shame. She came to me with a sob story about how her bank account was lower than my sperm count and she needed money or else she'd be homeless. Sine my heart is full of love ( and artery-filling foods) I decided to throw some money her way. Her blowjob skills were amazing and that's telling you something since my man meat has been housed by some of the best mouths in Porn Valley. It was now time for her to ride me until my balls let loose on her pretty little face. It's days like these where I'm thankful I can help someone's daughter get out of financial ruin.




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Nadia Rio

Posted by Me on 01-10-2010 06:03:35 | Permalink | Comments

Delilah @ TheMinion.com

She's an AVN award winner who's come back to the Minion's Lair for another bout with the Sleazy One. Last time we fucked in the backyard of my beautiful home so I wanted to change things up a bit. Her pussy was still sore from our last encounter so a blow job would be the only thing on the menu. She got to her knees which met my newly polished floor. The moans she made, the juices that flowed, and the sloppy wet pussy nearly made me blow my load early like a putz but my mad skills ( which pay the bills) kept that from happening.When it was time to unload I sprayed the bitch down as if she was in a car wash.




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Delilah

Posted by Me on 23-09-2010 14:45:47 | Permalink | Comments

Jasmine Tame @ TheMinion.com

You've seen Jasmine Tame on numerous sites but you haven't seen her truly earn a slut's paycheck. She's normally fucking some anorexic-looking homo and not some manly man such as myself. I transformed into Super Minion so that I wouldn't go ape shit once she showed me those delicious fat titties that her bras is lucky enough to house. She has an ounce you could bounce a quarter off of which made it difficult for me not to jam my super dick up her shit pipe. She slobbed my knob as my nose powder raced past my sinuses and nailed my brain with a rush that nearly knocked me off my feet. Jasmine Tame's mouth turned into a vacuum and my man meat disappeared in her mouth even when my tongue tickled her clit as she was on top of me. Super Minion's daily ordeal wouldn't be complete until I slid my man meat between tits that some Beverly Hills doctor did some work a few years prior. Like a starved bitch she unlocked her jaw to take my leaking oil well of goo and she swallowed every drop so my kids could swim in her stomach.




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Jasmine Tame

Posted by Me on 16-09-2010 07:01:26 | Permalink | Comments

Jennifer Loves Spluey 2 @ TheMinion.com

I must have left an impression on Jennifer Loves Spluey last time because she's back for a return engagement. She's like that burrito you buy from those lunch wagons: It's good at the moment buy you pay for it later. I knew she could suck my cock as if she was trying to get sugar off of a churro but the relentless phone calls would follow in the proceeding days."Minion, I need money for blah,blah,blah." I didn't think about long term so I had this little border hopper come back to my home. Initially my security thought she was with the other maids but I had to tell them that she'd only be cleaning the jizz from my cock. First, I powdered my nasal passages so I could be in the right state of mind to deal with this notorious cock smoker. After having her crawl in I put my chorizo in her mouth as her eyes told me the story of a girl that fucked up BIG TIME somewhere in her life. However, my checkbook was paying for this time and I was to enjoy it. I face fucked her with my pecker as her eyes kept popping in and out of their sockets. Pay close attention to her face as my massive body covers hers and you get the picture that she's truly earning her keep. It was time for me to give her a hefty helping of my cum along with the mighty nice check she'd be taking home to the barrio. I still feel as if I did a nice deed for the little person.




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Jennifer Loves Spluey 2

Posted by Me on 08-09-2010 05:42:49 | Permalink | Comments

Lexi Matthews @ TheMinion.com

Take 90 lbs of white trash, worth of makeup, and add in a body odor that rivals a can of open tuna and you get Lexi Matthews. At literally 4 times her size I was afraid I'd break her in half but that's the risk I run when I do my thing. At first glance I could tell that sticking my fat dick in her tight fuckhole would be like threading a needle with rope. We partied all over my place right before my balls threw up all over face. No amount of soap or hot water could wash that skank smell off of me.




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Lexi Matthews

Posted by Me on 10-07-2010 09:40:19 | Permalink | Comments

Anita @ TheMinion.com

Do you ever get the feeling that the tart you're talking to doesn't have much in the brains department? Anita was just that was as my verbal onslaught caught her off guard like a mexican being pulled over in Arizona. Thankfully I had a stomach full of food which made our encounter a bit tolerable. However, she's a hot piece of ass which made me overlook her subpar personality and we were off to the races. I wrapped my dick so her germs couldn't infest my adonis-like body. She rode me until my dick wanted to pop early but I wanted her to suffer a little bit more. I did end up dropping a smelly load down her throat and she left my house less upbeat than when she first entered.




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Anita

Posted by Me on 03-07-2010 09:00:38 | Permalink | Comments

Chantelle @ TheMinion.com

She's sexy. she's stunning, and after I was done with her she was a member of The Witness Protection Program. Someone was telling her that the world of porn was filled with parties and non-stop money making ventures. She was w-r-o-n-g and I was there to make her world come crashing down. She needed to know right away that porn isn't a dating service and she'd have to work hard in order to keep a roof over her head, clothes on her back, and food in my stomach. She came to me with a smile on her face and left with the same look on her face that I had when my local BBQ restaurant went under. With a hard cock in my pants I showed mercy to the dumb little gal and gave the the honor of sucking my cock right before she could ride my cock. Did I enjoy myself? Absoultely I did. Did she have fun? I don't know nor do I care. All I know is that her pussy was tighter than the valves in my heart after a dozen pastrami sandwiches. I do remember the look of satisfaction on her face when I dumped my load on her tits. She wasted no time in chasing that check which I bet soon found its way up her nose.




Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Chantelle

Posted by Me on 26-06-2010 08:40:17 | Permalink | Comments